Liz is a millennial North Jersey brat trying to break into the word of social media marketing and web design. She also spends a majority of her time drinking gin, playin the vidya games and being a beatnik.

 

suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

(Source: ofelrond)

Possibly picking up a new addition to my business sometime next week. She’s one and half years old and apparently super-friendly. 
Not sure what her given name is but I’m thinking Malibu. 

Possibly picking up a new addition to my business sometime next week. She’s one and half years old and apparently super-friendly. 

Not sure what her given name is but I’m thinking Malibu. 

thorxndor:

I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  

nonomella:

today a ten year old called me fat in front of the class and i told him it was because i eat all my rude students